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Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Gained One, Lost One.

This is a bad start into my 52nd year on this planet. I gained one year in age yesterday and lost another tooth today.

I was invited by a friend to join him for tea at about five today. When I crossed the street, he was already there with another friend. Eventhough I practically live here on this part of town, I have never patronised this makeshift stall selling bihun sup (pronounced be-hoon-soup, as if you didn't know) and cucur udang (pronounced choo-chork oo-dung). The adjoining mamak stall selling mee rebus and pasembur (pronounced me-rboos, pah-sm-borr) is my all time favourite because it is cleaner, the food is great and the service is excellent.

I greeted him with: Why are you sitting here?
He understood that I preferred the other stall and replied: Well, they are trying to make a living and we should at least support them.

So I went against one of my own "Rules of Healthy Living in a Small Town Like Sungai Petani" -- Never venture into freshly new or dilapidated old food stalls without the recommendation of reliable friends who survived -- and ordered a plate of the prawn fritters.

They were okay and the accompanying groundnut gravy was fine too; maybe I should sit down and revise the Rules. I stabbed into my third piece of fritters, dipped it into the thick gravy and popped it into my mouth. As soon as I clamped my set of remaining gnashers on it and Owwww! I felt a loud crunch that sent jitters of pain through my body. I thought my head had exploded!

Damn! There was a small piece of stone in the food. I spitted everything out and shoved the plate to my friend who went about finishing the fritters gingerly. I probed with my fingers and one of my lower incisors was loose to the touch; it must have been broken, probably waiting to fall out any day.

Oh no, not on my birthday! I lost three molars already to date and now this.

I mentioned it to the couple selling the cucur; the lady looked sympathetic but her husband just stood there with tidak apa-thy that's common with part-time food vendors. I didn't want the food replaced nor did I ask for a refund; a sincere apology would be nice, thank you. But, nothing. Maybe I should yank out one of their teeth in return.

So, for you people out there; the Rules stay. Keep your teeth, don't get too adventurous with roadside food stalls.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Be nice to me

Hey folks, be nice to me today. Why? Because I am an old man quite lost in blogsphere and try as hard as I could, I'm still very uncertain on the finer points of blogsmanship. Kinda hard to believe though, I've had this blog for more than a year! And even harder to believe, I have people reading whatever rubbish I posted here!

The reason I'm writing today is to remind you readers to take good care of yourselves. Close your eyes, take a couple of deep breaths and think of all the great things you could accomplish. But above all that, be nice to me today.

Because, I am 51 today.

Funny though; suddenly I realise that I have joints in all my limbs. Didn't even know they were there before. Stop grinning and just pass me the minyak angin, will you?

Sunday, December 11, 2005

You have mail, at last!

I have been ignoring this blog, haven't I? There're so many things happening around me and I don't know where to start typing. Let me just sort my way through and hopefully the blog will be updated on a regular basis. Hopefully.

Last month I ordered a book through the Internet. After weeks of waiting in vain, I shot an email to enquire and they replied they'd send me another copy. A couple of weeks later, the second shipment arrived after being mis-sent to Indonesia. Thank you very much.

A few days ago, to my surprise, the first shipment arrived. And where did it get lost this time -- the Philippines! We really must be living in that little insignificant dot on the world map, huh?

I have written in to pay for the second copy as well, if they'd give me a generous discount. So, if anybody is interested in reading about how to get a sexy six-pack abs, just give me a buzz, ok?

What? Of course I have been working out. Why do you think I am ignoring tis blog?