No Kissing Please, We're Malaysians

Just to remind you people not to kiss in public. DBKL had taken a couple to court for doing that. Other town councils in the country are following suit too. It used to be popular on bumper stickers but now the message is official: You Kiss, You Pay.

A pair of kissing parakeets photographed by Kalyan Varma. Check out his excellent gallery of nature-based eye candies.

Things are much better in Indonesia, though. Kissing in public becomes an offence only if you do it for more than five minutes. So I guess they will have to time themselves whenever they pucker up.

But over here, the safest way to express yourself would be to type "MUAHH<SPACE>MUAHH<SPACE>MUAHH!" or simply ":-x" on your handphone and send it to your other half. Well, it worked for divorces, so I reckon it would for public displays of affection too.

A certain Mokcik was lucky because those cleaners behind the bushes didn't file a complaint when she kissed the Pokcik under the bridge. I'm going to have problems stealing kisses in car parks, PLUS R&Rs, lift lobbies, etc.

Where got fun, ah? A support group for Public Kissers Anonymous, anyone?