Peeing in Your Pants

Someone once said, "Doing a good deed is like peeing in your black pants." I agree because, like he explained it, "... it gives you a warm feeling but nobody notices."

One really has to start thinking about it, especially when you are fifty and counting, like me. No, I'm not talking about doing more good deeds. It's about peeing in your pants. I hope I don't have to wet my pants to have a warm feeling about anything.

Here's to growing old gracefully. More good deeds of course but no wet pants, no mess, please. Amen.